Can You Not
its okay to be hella lame

*says anything*
that's hot

yaesthetic:

rca-pwnage:

yaesthetic:

tell me im cute then fuck me

I will not. I will tell you that you are beautiful. Then i will take you to the park and we will have an amazing time and mabe stare into eachothers eyes and kiss for a while. Mabe we will take some time and stare at the clouds while we hold eachothers hands. And then whem it starts to get late, ill take you home and wish you good night as I kiss your forehead amd say, “I cant wait to see you tomorrow.”

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jerkofficial:

jerkofficial:

lets play a game, guess what im eating

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(Source: twinking)


rj4gui4r:

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

A deep anus

(Source: anus)


camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

(Source: camo--zamboni)

A Parent’s Worst Fear.

 

geeksandgaymers:

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Our boy has awful taste in men.

(Source: geeksandgaymers)


svvords:

*washes hands with my tears*

(Source: wasiangod)


thewriterandthewildflower:

hairypitsandtits:

angrybrownbaby:

If you victim blame someone who has been raped, I will believe you have the mentality of a rapist. And that will make me extremely wary of you and probably never talk to you again.

Men Who Blame Victim for Sexual Harassment Are Often Harassers

Women do it, too.


typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

When did loving yourself
become so rare, that it’s
revolutionary to do so?

(Source: little-miss-tragedy)


problackgirl:

we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.


kennysboat:

you’re not a true gamer until you shove an entire ps4 up your ass


katara:

you ever just ugh really hard 


androgynistic:

is there a word for “i’m okay but it’s a fragile kind of okay so be gentle with me”?